Kai Otton Presumed Homeless

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Friends and family of WCT surfer Kai Otton have expressed anguish over his alleged downward spiral into bad fashion and homelessness.The Tathra surfer raised concerns at the start of the year with his poor performance in the first four events on tour, as well as his distinct lack of grooming products and razor blades.A fellow competitor who refused to be named for the purpose of this article, said Otton’s transformation from clean shaven contender to lower ranked hair bear was a worrying development for all those who knew him.“At first we thought he’d been seduced by some sort of hippie cult,” said the surfer. “But then me and another guy saw Ottz on a street corner in Kings Cross selling the Big Issue and all our worst fears cam true.”Otton is well known to grow a significant afro in the off season, but this is the first time he has gone on to look like a cross between actor Daniel Stern and Harry from Harry and the Hendersons.The picture above was taken at a post J’Bay party for event winner Joel “Big Nose” Parkinson, and fellow party goers were distraught to see Otton wafting through the place stealing drinks, hording food and pushing the Big Issue on innocent punters.Revellers say that Otton was eventually asked to leave the party after he was seen stealing change out of Parkinson’s ashtray and hiding it in his beard.
below is the actual website its called Occys Chin….so many crackers on there!
http://occyschin.wordpress.com/2009/07/20/kai-otton-presumed-homeless/

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